I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
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why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
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A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
My wife was run over
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
