Run Over

Run Over Jokes

Song

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

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  • Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

    Speed Bump

    When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.

    Chicken

    Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

    P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

    P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

    P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

    Nun

    A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

    The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”

    The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

    Brother

    Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

    Difference

    What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

    You can't run over a yellow line.

    Child

    "Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

    Cat

    A cat gets its tail run over, and its mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”

    The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”

    Guess who dies next.

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  • Furry

    If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

    Baby

    How do you make a baby cry?

    You run over it with a lawn mower.

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