Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter! (Obtained by running over 69 children)
Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg. P1: Why did the chicken cross the road? P2: To get to the other side DUH?!? P1: No dumbass, its to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me). P2: Holy shitr u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
My wife was run over
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
