Routine jokes
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
I love going to sleep at night.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
My day started out great until I woke up.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"