Emo

Fire

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

Darkness

X

What do U.S airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They’re normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East

Son

Anonymous

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. – But he’s still making fun of me.

Nothing

Anonymous

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.

0

Prostate

MArMaR69420

My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn’t!

Catholic

Anonymous

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.

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Rooster

Sub to Mike's Bakes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you’re a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

Join us for more of the story, after the break!

Emo

Fire

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

Dwarf

Meh

I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short

Nobody

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Normal person:"I’m perfect" Goth person:“nobody is”

Nut

Anonymous

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Communist

Anonymous

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

Depression

C00LIN

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

Difference

Ben Dover

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

Wife

Yeetus

A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, “Are you the one taking care of my wife?” The doctor glanced away from his papers, “Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can’t eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby.” Shocked, the guys says, “Wait, if that’s the bad news, than what is the good news?” The doctor goes, “I’m just kidding with you, she died!”

Name

watersharky

Hello if you don’t know me (Which you probably don’t) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that’s it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.

Cereal

Anonymous

The Cheerio Joke

Let’s say you’re in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there want a punch line.”

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Priest

CoolDaddy

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

Depression

Kain

Depressed people have beautiful smile. Ok, its not joke for normal people, but its joke for us

Grass

RIP JUICE WRLD

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it