I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free ππππ
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck π- βI turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.β
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid One has Functioning neck
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)