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Normal Jokes

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- β€œI turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!

I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.