Normal jokes
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I really slapped my pants at school today. This is normal, because boys also have their period.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.