I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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what is the difference between emo grass and normal grass emo grass cuts itself
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam. That being said I wish he hadn't!
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I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free ππππ
your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
a normal kid brings an MP3 to school
a rich kid brings an MP4 to school
quiet kid brings an MP5
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck π- βI turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.β
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
