Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.