Roses jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.