Roses jokes
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
GET IN THE VAN!!
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Roses are red, Your blood is too. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too, Not in a cage but laughing at you!
roses are red coal needs to burn i masterbated and it started to burn
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.