Roses jokes
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."