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Kidnapping

Oop

A tweet from CBS News stating that a Florida man was arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight. The tweet includes the man's mugshot.

Man

The image shows a meme with a picture of a headline that reads, "Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf'" along with a mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office and a picture of a stuffed Olaf doll. The meme starts with the phrase "Roses are red, I got thrown off."

Headline

A three-panel meme based on a scene from the movie Thor: Ragnarok. The top panel shows the character Hela, labeled 'Florida Man', saying 'You can't defeat me.' The middle panel shows the character Thor, labeled 'Michigan Man', saying 'I know, but he can.' The bottom panel features a mugshot of a man with a text caption below it that reads: 'Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity.'

Car

The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

Travel

The top image shows two Coast Guard officers standing on a boat, looking at a person in a large inflatable bubble. The bottom image has a young man with a questioning expression. The text reads: "Florida Man Who Tried to 'Run' to Bermuda in Inflatable Bubble Rescued by Coast Guard, Again. AGAIN...?"

Lover

The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."

Cop

A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."

Brother

A screenshot of a news headline and a mugshot. The headline reads: 'Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket.' Below the headline is a mugshot of a man with a goatee and two prominent hair spikes. A vertical 'Memedroid' watermark is on the left side of the image.

Drug

A photo of a mugshot of a man with long dark hair, looking sad and teary-eyed. Text overlaid at the top says, "Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In." Below the image, there's a comment by user "bestpresidentna": "you can see the remorse in his eyes."

Man

A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.

Meth

The image shows two mugshots side-by-side. The left one shows a man with short brown hair, stubble, and a serious expression, and the right shows a skinny older man with a blank expression. Below them is a cartoon of a dog wearing sunglasses and a grey t-shirt with a confused look on his face and a text bubble saying, "What is this, a crossover episode?"

Neighbor

A screenshot of a tweet by Robert Littal (@BSO). The tweet contains a headline about 'Florida Man' and describes how he told his neighbors he would 'kill them with kindness,' then proceeded to try and attack them with a machete he named 'Kindness.' Below the text is a mugshot photo of the man with a small injury on his forehead.

Man

The image shows a news graphic with the headline "Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving" along with the text "arrested for DUI" and a mugshot of Earle Stevens.

Alligator

Bro WTF?

The image shows a headline that reads "Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators in Everglades." Below the text, there is a photo of a man with wide eyes and a goofy expression, placed over a background photo showing alligators in a swamp.

Florida

A man with a mustache is captured in a black and white security camera footage. He is leaning toward a light-colored wall and licking a doorknob. The text below the image reads: "Florida man caught on security camera licking doorknob for three hours". There is a small note under that saying "on: January 08, 2019 In: Florida No Comments".

Man

A news headline reads "WATCH: Florida Man Vapes Semen". It is followed by the publication date and time. Below are share icons and two small images of a man, one looking grumpy and another one vaping. The image also contains text on a clothing item "ORIDA STA"

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Age

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.

Michael Jackson

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

King

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

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