Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.