Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Wine

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

    Zoo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

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  • Cock

  • The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

    Then she said that's true.

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  • Fist

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

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  • Crack

  • Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

    I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

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  • Face

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

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