Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Ball

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Skin

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Karen

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Grass

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Death

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

Titty

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Rose

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Rape

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Rose

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

Roast

Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.

Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Cousin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Penis

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Clay

    Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

    It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

    Poo

    Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?