Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Lip

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Son

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

Rose

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Kid

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Bill Cosby

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Sister

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Forehead

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Oven

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Rickroll

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Poem

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Rose

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.