Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.