Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

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Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.