Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

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Knife

  • Roses are red, Burnt bodies are black.

    You'd look great With a knife in your back.

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    Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

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  • Kid

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

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    Oven

  • Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

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