Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.