Roses are red jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:

roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Roses are red.

Grass is green.

I think of you sucking my peen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.