Roses are red

Roses are red jokes

Poo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

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  • Rose

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.

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  • Rape

  • Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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  • Ball

  • Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

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  • Mom

  • Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

    Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

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  • Fortnite

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

    (I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

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  • Zoo

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

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