When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
like if u wana hve sex
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
(Yet another post.)
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
