My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
Bf:what do you think about our love?
Gf:count the stars in the sky
Bf:aww its infinity
Gf:nope just a waste of time
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
I will Always Love You!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you ooooooo
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
I love you
how did Stephan hawking please his woman he uses a hard drive.
What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
