Romance jokes
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Your love life.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?
One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?