If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
