Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how... blood would look on you.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
