Romance jokes

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.