Romance jokes

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair.

I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.