Romance jokes

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.