The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you ooooooo
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
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