Romance jokes
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.