A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Romance Jokes
I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
