Romance jokes

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

Bf: What do you think about our love?

Gf: Count the stars in the sky.

Bf: Aww, it's infinity.

Gf: Nope, just a waste of time.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?

girl: Are you saying I'm fat?

Me: I call my girl Cinderella.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because she loves balls.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

I always press the stop button to see you.

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.