Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie
Not coming soon!
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you ooooooo
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
Roes are red violets are twisted come back to my place you might get fisted
a girl and a boy were on a date, the boy kept farting. the girl asked, What Is Wrong?!?!the boy replied, "explosive diareah." the girl said ew.
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. the center of the explosion, the bathroom.
How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how... blood would look on you.
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
My chance of finding love
There is a man and a women on a date.
The women asked what kind of things do you love.
The table starts to lift up on the mans side and the man says sorry.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
