Romance jokes

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?