Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
Are you in the alphabet cos I wanna give you the d
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
hey you down to fuck? no i’m just down
I love you
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
