Romance jokes

There are 206 bones in my body.

When I look at you, it becomes 207.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

My sex life.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.