Romance

Romance Jokes

Bone

There are 206 bones in my body.

When I look at you, it becomes 207.

Fart

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

Vibrator

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

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  • Life

    Literally every movie:

    "I love you." "I love you, too."

    My life:

    My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

    Attraction

    When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

    STD

    I heard you were looking for a stud...

    I already have the STD; all I need is you.

    Penis

    Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?