Romance jokes

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

My sex life.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.