Romance jokes

There are 206 bones in my body.

When I look at you, it becomes 207.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

My sex life.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.