Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
hey you down to fuck? no i’m just down
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
I love you
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
The west is dying...just like the romance an empire especially the western part if the empire funny that, cause the east was going strong.
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
hey selfish king i see u need a gf ;)
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
