The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
My sex life.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
