There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
My sex life.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
