Romance jokes

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.

These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.

Boy: Spell ME.

Girl: M-E.

Boy: You forgot the D.

Girl: There is no D in ME.

Boy: Not yet.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.