You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
I have a girlfriend.
Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
I love you
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
