Romance Jokes

My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me... It turns out that she was lying.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

I have a girlfriend.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

What did Cinderella leave at the ball?

Her virginity.

But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.

After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."