Romance jokes
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Memes
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.