Romance

Romance jokes

Empire

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Chemical

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Bun

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Crush

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Condom

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Finger

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

Book

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Autistic kid

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Number

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.