Romance jokes

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.