Romance jokes
I love you.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Who wants to be my boyfriend?