Romance jokes

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

I love you.

Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Because I'm a beta male simp.

Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

What's a building's first crush? A plane.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

I wrote a book called "Endless Love."

It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.

Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.

We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"