The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Romance Jokes
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
