Romance jokes
I love you.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Memes
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.