Romance jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
I have a girlfriend.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD