Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you ooooooo
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
