Romance jokes
I love you.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
We aren't ghosts, but I'll take you under the sheets.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD