Romance jokes

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

Why can’t the blind man find love?

It’s called love at first sight.

When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,

and then you remember you’re French.

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

How to get a girl in three steps:

Step 1: grab a pillow.

Step 2: grab a blanket.

Step 3: keep dreaming.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Like if you wanna have sex.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.