Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
