Role jokes
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"