Hawking's Stance

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you chucklehead, because I'm only gonna say this once. You humans, with your smooth brains, always confuse "stand for" as in supporting something with "stand" as in being on your feet. Stephen Hawking, that smart dude in the wheelchair, literally couldn't stand up. Get it? I know this is hard, but try to keep up, for once!