A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face

hi im stupid

How is being gay like a geology class? You get to lick all the rocks you want

gay

What’s the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can’t fuck a rock

my dick is hard as a rock anyone wanna fuck

Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart. I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start. She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again. How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000! Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it. She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it. Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom. Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin your mom doin doin your mom Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom You know we straight with doin your mom

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: “I Zora Cock!”

I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.

Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off

student: what’s the best thing in the world teacher: i don’t know what student: hard rock cock

If your boarded hump Danny and fuck him whatishe goons do fuck rock

I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.

what do you call a un-funny rock?

a normal rock

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