Rock Jokes

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked.

What did eve say to Adam That is rock hard

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover

Nickelback

What is 14 inches long and starts with D

A Dookie From GREEN DAY

What's got 9 arms and sucks

Def Leppard

When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock

why dose Kurt Cobain hate his brother? because he's always calling shotgun.

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

a guy cut me in the lunch line, after that a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco

Geology rocks!

Lets rock and roll

I'm Gay

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....

DEEZ NUTS

once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"

I found alien in my backyard I put him to work. He went to farm never seen him again moments later he is on daily planet acting as reporter a green rock smashed my house. I called him back he passed out.

I remarked you lazy