What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
rocks rock and crack-
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
Whats the favorite Song of an Emo? Chain Hang Low
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
What’s a emos favourite singer Slash
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell
I found a rock at the park, i threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
Whats a rock band that has for men that dont sing?
Mount rushmore
Son: Dad what's a morbid joke? Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him then you will know. Son: But Dad I don't have arms or legs. Father: Now you know.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration. They called the song “Helen Keller
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
