Rock jokes

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

Geology rocks!

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because these jokes are not funny.

Here's why the chicken crossed the road...

The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.

The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.

The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

There's brains all over the place.

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.

A gay couple walks into a Muslim bar. The tender flares up and says, “let me guess, a little blood on the rocks?”

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!