YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don’t destroy none of the planets

what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

I was camping with my buddy and there was a fire we were roasting marrsmelows and there was a vine and tripped on it and went penis first into the fire and I said well there goes your children stupid ass

If You’re In A Roast Battle With A Homophobe And They Are Talking Mad Shit Just Say:

“The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!”

if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents

What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…

What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef.

Becky: Rob you’re so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid! Rob: …BECKY :3

your mama so fat the flash died half way running around her

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence

One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.

When every you wanna roast a orphan say -yo mamma-

roll your eyes back you might find a brain back there

I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.

You are so small that you play hockey against the curb

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn’t do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.

1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won’t squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome

whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me

*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality