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Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
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Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
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Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
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