Roast jokes

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Me: Your ugly...

Person: I'm not your mirror...

Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p

you look like a dumb crab. When everyone sees you, the world will end.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

My friend: "Yo, stupid."

Me: "Is that right? And what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?"

My friend: *rolls eyes* and says, "Whatever."

Me: "Keep on rolling them; you might find your brain in there."

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.

You're gay.

Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰

I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.