Were you born on a highway because most accidents happen on the highway
yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
If I’m ugly why u always look at me when I come in the door?
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
When I see your face there's one thing I want to change The direction I'm looking
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
joe mama so fat hello kitty said goodbye
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
I would roast you but your already so hot.
I would roast you but you don’t have any meat!
Joe mama so fat dora can't explore her
your so ugly when you went to the makeup store it shut down
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies, follow me on instagram: _zer0x3
