My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
theres something on ur chin....... no the 3rd one
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
Credit x/@jesopa
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
My hair strainer is hotter than u
Were you born on a highway because most accidents happen on the highway
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.