You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex Oh were you talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back Hold still I am trying to imagine you with a personality
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
your face is crustier than the Sahara desert
My wife told me pass her lip stck but i gave her a glue stick now she is not talking to me
theres something on ur chin....... no the 3rd one
Roses are red vilots are blue a face like yours bo in a zoo dont worry ill be there with you but not in the cage but laughing at you
If you had the strength of an ant you could lift the pyramid of giza (ants can lift items 20x their weight)
My hair strainer is hotter than u
Bully...you such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
me:your ugly.. person:im not your mirror.... me:i never told you to be my mirror:p
Me;you stupid Guy;you straight Me;sorry I’m not a mirror
Your so ugly that even hello kitty seid goodbye
Why is america better than japan at rapping?
Because were better at dropping bombs
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
