You’re so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet

whats did the marshmellow say when he was roasting in the fire- is it hot in her or is it just me

You so far thanos had to snap 3 time s todestroy you

boi look at your hair, it be looking like the mACDONALD SYMBLE

Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!

Friend…you so faaaat. Me… Boy at lest I’m not built like a Nintendo switch

Friend. Do you think she likes me. Me… Yah. friend… Really😀😀😀. Me… hell no. Friend…😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 you did not have to be so honest.

Oh he. Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg

when i try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink

Your mom bro XD roasted lmfaoooooooooo

Your mom is fat

Oooo roasted

Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.

Just to get things straight I’m NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I’m so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don’t! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h’s house! Knock knock! You:Who’s there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)