Roast

Roast Jokes

IQ

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Hot Dog

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Classmate

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Difference

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

Fat

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Breath

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Mirror

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.