Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
What’s the difference between your dad and a boomerang.the boomerang comes back.
if there a zombie you would not die bc u have no brain
My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
Your mom heavier then Mariah can even Carry
When you step on the scales it says to be confined
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life
Boi your the reason the great wall of China is a thing. You so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out
Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.
your mouth looks like it came from the commercials
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
