Roast jokes

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Bro, your toenails are bigger than your IQ.

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."