I would slap you but that would be animal abuse (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ) (▼へ▼メ)
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
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One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
your birth certificate is a complaint to the condom factory
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Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
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Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
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My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower
What’s the difference between your dad and a boomerang.the boomerang comes back.
