Roast jokes
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Joe mama is so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Just 'cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!