Roast jokes

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

I wanna die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

Teacher: Why were you late?

Me: Traffic.

Teacher: Did I did it?

Me: Did I even blame it on you?

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

"Go frick a cow!"

"I already fricked your mother."

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.

I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.