Roast jokes
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
My sister said that you know that "that" is really cool. Then I said, "You know you can shut up."
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
POV: You're at school and you just enjoy your day.
Now once you found a bully and he said, "I will burn you in fire," then you just punched him out of the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home, but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage, but you took off his clothes and even his underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.