Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
I wanna die.
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Whats the difference between a boomerang and your dad... Boomerangs come back.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
"Go frick a cow!"
"I already fricked your mother."
