bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
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what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
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You like bread toasted that means you’re roasted
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“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
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“It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’” — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
Someday you'll go far
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You have a head of a malteser and a hairline VEGTA
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
