Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
