Roast jokes
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.