Rizz jokes

A note for My arts/health teacher:

oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦