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You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
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I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
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Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
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I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no- Please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
