Ferb jokes

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

The F in orphan stands for family.

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."