Ferb jokes

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Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

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    Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

    Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"