You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cuming soon.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
2. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 😫
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
