Rizz Jokes

Lap

You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

Dick

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.

Murder

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Tongue

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦