Maiden jokes
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no鈥攑lease don鈥檛 say it! Rizz 馃槑 (EXPLOSION)
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
No bitches?
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Madeline Mcannot find her.
arya fae
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Queen, (DYM 86)