Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
