Rhyme jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?

Slash, boom, bang, snap.

Jack and Jill went up a hill

To pick some dill.

Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,

And he needed a painkiller pill.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.

What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?

I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

THIS IS A RHYME

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,

and they had a little fun.

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.