1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 buckel some more 5,6 nike kicks.
1,2 buckle my shoe 3,4 open the noor 5,6 nike kicks.
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Roses are red violets are fine you can be the sic and I can be the nine
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."
Grass is green I am the queen if only I can see u scream or the screen
Thing that rhyme with green queen screen clean between been .....................
I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang? slash, boom, bang, snap.
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high and so are you.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
