Rhyme jokes
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Oompa Loompa Doobity doo, I got a glock and it’s pointing at you.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Spread your legs and give me an hour.