A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
With the sentence "Die in hell" you can buy shoes in Germany
Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
What store is the most public?
Publix!
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
