What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
What store is the most public?
Publix!
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? -- To the retail store!
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
