What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Retail Jokes
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
