Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?

A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones

A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day. After about 13 tries, I realised this was very time consuming

isn’t eating a clock time consuming

one day I had the munchies,so I ate a clock it was very… TIME CONSUMING

I tried to eat a clock the other day. it was very time consuming

have you tryed eating a clock…its TIME CONSUMING

Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming

once i ate a table… it was food consuming

three scientists are doing an experiment, they are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephants ass. in the lab they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. the monkey sticks the cork up the elephant’s ass and the scientists wait three weeks.

the monkey pulls out the cork and all three scientists go back and discus what they saw. the first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown then it all went black, the second, standing two miles away, said the same, the third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.

what is more time consuming than children? waiting for your’e wife to go into labor!

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