With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Dying mall be like...
Toys were us
Goodbye kitty
Dying Canes
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
