With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
