Retail jokes
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.