Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
