Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
why are orphans not allowed in stores?because else they would actually feel at home
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
