With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
