Retail jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
With the sentence "Die in hell," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.