Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for a butt!
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
I like dicks... sporting goods.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun. It comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now, pay later.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What do a family dollar and a orphan they have a f in it for family
