Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Resource Jokes
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Son: Mom, can I borrow $50?
Mom: What? NO WAY! Do you think money grows on trees?
Son: Mom, what is money made of?
Mom: Paper.
Son: Where does paper come from?
Mom: . . .
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Water?
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.