A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What's better than poo?
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
