Resource jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
W in Africa stands for water.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.