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  • SIARRA

    MY LOVE

    MY BBG

    MY MOST BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

    αmy

    MY LOVE

    WOW DAMN I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

    (in a not gay way)

    I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

    I was just not expecting that much energy. I LOVE YOU TOO

    HSISIISDDHHDS <333

    Anonymous

    hi

    Dude are you here for a reason or?

    fuck yourself sideways with a lampost

    WC siarra

    Dude are you here for a reason or?

    the fuck u so aggressive for?

    okay guys

    αmy

    fuck

    What’s wrong bbg?

    i think

    we should

    chill

    Flappy.

    the fuck u so aggressive for?

    ^^^

    please

    thanks :)

    wanna see my text representation of a donkey

    HÆ HÆ

    urfavvirgo

    check uwu

    HI EMILY

    HIHIHI

    αmy

    HÆ HÆ

    I love it it’s amazing it’s the best thing I’ve seen

    ISNT IT

    αmy

    ISNT IT

    It’s dare I say better than an actual donkey

    urfavvirgo

    hey bro

    damn :(

    AubergineMan83

    🍿

    it better have cinnamon sugar

    AubergineMan83

    🍿

    Bro there ain’t drama you can put that away

    i don’t take my poppycorn with butter and salt

    αmy

    it better have cinnamon sugar

    FR THOUGH

    nothing never mind

    how’s it going?

    WC siarra

    Bro there ain’t drama you can put that away

    *sad aubergine noises*

    The Radio Demon

    does anyone want popcorn?

    Is it spicey?

    sorry i joined the movie late, i was just picking popcorn bc i heard thered be drama

    urfavvirgo

    good

    okay that’s good

    WC siarra

    Is it spicey?

    I HAVE ALL TYPES! I AM THE POPCORN DEALER

    Kristian‽

    wsg heatas

    Addict should I put our gang name and branch in my bio?

    The Radio Demon

    I HAVE ALL TYPES! I AM THE POPCORN DEALER

    YAY

    AubergineMan83

    Addict should I put our gang name and branch in my bio?

    yes

    The Radio Demon

    🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

    THANK YOU SHY

    vertigos gonna really take off when i graduate highschool

    urfavvirgo

    yeah

    are you like mad at me

    Kristian‽

    yes

    So like: Vertigo- Nevada Branch

    Kristian‽

    yes

    maybe i do want to join your autism orgy

    urfavvirgo

    no

    mk

    urfavvirgo

    MALL

    I love malls, they’re so cool

    malls are fun

    there arent very many good ones anymore

    at least not near me

    So many stores, food courts, sometimes an escalator

    i went to a really cool one in poland though

    AubergineMan83

    So many stores, food courts, sometimes an escalator

    escalators are so scary

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    me aubergine chunke and maybe jake

    Flappy.

    HIIIII

    HRU

    bro shy wtf is ur pfp

    ok then youll be in charge of the korean branch

    mal♡

    HRU

    IM GOOOOD 😋😋 HBUU

    ok so how does it work like

    The Radio Demon

    a goddamn clandestine?

    clandestine is an adjective and not a noun???

    Anonymous

    ok so how does it work like

    we probably wont be doing serious stuff until we graduate

    Kristian‽

    we probably wont be doing serious stuff until we graduate

    ok but what will we be doing now

    Anonymous

    ok but what will we be doing now

    not sure

    Kristian‽

    not sure

    got it

    it’s a gem, i forgot the name. i’ll change it to a different one

    The Radio Demon

    it’s a gem, i forgot the name. i’ll change it to a different one

    i image searched it nd a buncha pictures of different types of agate popped up

    it doesnt seem right though

    but thats what google said

    hi mal

    Kristian‽

    me aubergine chunke and maybe jake

    i wanna join the autism orgy

    mal♡

    hey amy

    maybe we should switch from dinos

    i don’t really like my color 😭

    no cause i went through like a whole beige phase

    and now everytime i see beige shit

    i cringe inside so hard

    THERES NO MORNINF PRACTICE

    Flappy.

    GUESS WHAT

    chicken butt

    Flappy.

    THERES NO MORNINF PRACTICE

    i’m glad there’s no morninf practice

    aMyYyyYyYyyYy

    hello

    hey you thief

    I HATE MORBING PRACTICE

    αmy

    hey you thief

    i’m not a thief i like the name amy

    Flappy.

    I HATE MORBING PRACTICE

    *MORNING

    Flappy.

    I HATE MORBING PRACTICE

    my favorite part was when morbin said “it’s morbin time” and morbed all over the place

    Anonymous

    HERE ARE THE NORMAL PPLE

    i hope you are excluding me from that category

    aMyYyyYyYyyYy

    i’m not a thief i like the name amy

    i don’t

    αmy

    i hope you are excluding me from that category

    uh- idk

    i like the name ayesha much better

    Anonymous

    uh- idk

    if you say yes i’ll enslave you

    attagirl

    αmy

    i like the name ayesha much better

    i like that

    urfavvirgo

    *MORNING

    EMILE

    Anonymous

    os that ur real name?

    no my real name sucks even harder

    amidhaar

    Kristian‽

    NO AMY YOU CANT JOIN MY GANG

    shit i really wanted to join the autistic orgy

    Anonymous

    oh-

    yeah.

    ima name my child if it sa girl amy after u

    Flappy.

    HRU ANGEL

    AMAZING HBU?

    ALS EM WHT U WANTED ME ON UWU FOR

    Anonymous

    AMAZING HBU?

    IM GOOOD :)

    Anonymous

    ima name my child if it sa girl amy after u

    but we’re having children together so like that would be awkward

    isnt angel in like 7th grade and arent you like a freshman?

    Hi, I don't want to argue anymore. I hope it's a little more chill here

    αmy

    but we’re having children together so like that would be awkward

    shit....................................................................................................

    Kristian‽

    isnt angel in like 7th grade and arent you like a freshman?

    i like children

    The german guy

    Hi, I don't want to argue anymore. I hope it's a little more chill here

    amys trying to breed with a 7th grader

    if we dont have children tg

    Kristian‽

    amys trying to breed with a 7th grader

    she looks breedable enough

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    Amy, when i actually have children its taking your user name

    guys i think im in love 😍😍😍

    Anonymous

    guys i think im in love 😍😍😍

    OMG SMAE

    Szas gotta be one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen in my life

    and we’ve texted for a bit

    urfavvirgo

    Szas gotta be one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen in my life

    she’s hot

    Flappy.

    WHERED EMIYL GO

    IDK😭

    HEY SORRY MY MOM WAS HERE IM BACK THOUGH

    αmy

    she’s hot

    she’s so PRETTY

    urfavvirgo

    she’s so PRETTY

    and also hot

    AND AND SHES ACTUALLY TALENTED

    Flappy.

    ITS MAL TOO

    hey why don’t I get a hi

    U WERE ALREADY HERE SMH

    Flappy.

    AND AND SHES ACTUALLY TALENTED

    she has the voice and stature of Venus

    idk I feel like her beauty is like deeper than just physical appearance

    i’m finally out of bed :D

    αmy

    hey why don’t I get a hi

    Ill give you alot more than a hi ;)

    Anonymous

    Ill give you alot more than a hi ;)

    fingering

    is a lot more than hi

    AMY NEW MATCHING PFPS LMFAO

    BAHAHAHA

    αmy

    fingering

    That and a lottt more

    wowee

    GUYS LOOK I FOUND EMO ONES

    its so hot outsode

    i will stick with my anime playboi carti pfp

    oh that’s what it is

    hey guys

    do you wanna know something

    Comment deleted by Kristian‽
    αmy

    oh that’s what it is

    whlle lotta red but animed

    αmy

    GUYS LOOK I FOUND EMO ONES

    I CALL BOTTOM RIGHT IF WE DO THOSE

    Comment deleted

    guys im casey bennet

    i learned about in ap world

    mal♡

    I CALL BOTTOM RIGHT IF WE DO THOSE

    CAN I HAVE THE ONE W/ A HEART>

    cause like it’s not basic but it’s also a bop

    OMG WAIT I LOVE THESE-

    okay but wait

    i learned about

    institutional isomorphism

    Flappy.

    SHIRT IS BETTER

    but garden is the best

    αmy

    institutional isomorphism

    isn’t that such a lovely phrase

    it makes me want to squeal

    she has such a pretty smile like I js wanna be her friend

    and eat a book

    nay, 5 books

    i love books

    heyllo

    I WANT A GRANOLA BAR BUT I DONT HAVE ANY

    i ate all my emergency granola bar stash ☹️

    your just jealous of me cause you

    Flappy.

    i ate all my emergency granola bar stash ☹️

    i ate all the preschooler

    and now there’s no more 😔

    Anonymous

    I wanna match w/ u guys

    AMY

    Anonymous

    AMY

    yes

    we will

    okok imma leave fornow

    αmy
    Image

    here you gonflappers

    Kristian‽

    im just now realizing that

    okay cumslut

    go eat a jizzcuit

    bitchtard

    i need to get ready for school

    5 matching pfpfs

    that is going to be hard

    like someone’s dick

    we could all be like cartoon characters

    idk like adventure time or amazing world of gumball or spongebob or sum shit that everyone will know

    THATS WHAT IM SAYINY

    THATS WHAT IM SYAING

    I LOVE HER

    I WANT HER

    MOMMY

    sorry

    MOMMY

    i would love to have a darwin pfp ngl

    αmy

    THATS WHAT IM SYAING

    idk bout her with no makeup but she has such a cute smile

    amazing world of gumball bet

    we should be Community characters

    i love that show

    so fucking much

    Mal changed her pfp already-

    I FOUND A GRANOLA BAR

    Anonymous

    Mal changed her pfp already-

    yeah cus either way i wanna have a darwin pfp

    its fine if you guys dont match

    i j really like that picture lmao

    NO I WNAANA MATCHHHHHHHHH

    YOU CAN DO THIS ONE

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    wow. a granola bar. so wow

    I KNOW

    i would give up my life for it

    I WAS CRAVING A GRANOLS BAR

    mal♡

    YOU CAN DO THIS ONE

    ill do this

    Anonymous

    ill do this

    oki doki

    AubergineMan83

    DAVE ME

    BET BBG

    OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY

    ALR GUYS I GOTTA GO WERE MAKIN PIZZA

    no match matchy for me

    αmy

    no match matchy for me

    lol

    mal♡

    OR THIS

    AMYYY

    OKAY IM GOIN FR NOW

    LMAO BYE GUYS

    Flappy.

    lol

    see this is why you’re a meanie bobeenie

    mal♡

    OKAY IM GOIN FR NOW

    have fun with pizza

    αmy

    see this is why you’re a meanie bobeenie

    YOURE LIKE MY FRIEND HELP

    SHE KEEPS CALLING ME A "DUMMY DUM DUM"

    IT MEANS SHES MEAN

    SHE HAD TO ASK WHT 2 TMES THREE WAS

    EXCEPT SHE HAD A REASON BUT

    SHES KINDOF STUPID

    SHES TECHNICALLY SMARTER BUT

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    flappy and amy sitting in a tree...

    X

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    flappy and amy sitting in a tree...

    unfortunately she’s not gay

    i can’t find a woman bro

    why are woman so womany

    Anonymous

    AmY?

    yes my sweet girl

    αmy

    yes my sweet girl

    Make the bunny ur pfp

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    because woman are womany

    but i want them to be in me

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    Cosmologistinterntobe

    amy couldn't get her e-kitten

    IM NOT AN E KITTEN BRO 😭

    Comment deleted

    i thought you were joking

    cause you never brought it up again

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    but u also want men to be in u

    yeah

    i just want someone in me period

    ITs cause u never brough it up-

    also weird age gap

    nd im kinda iin love w/ sum1 rn

    oh sick

    anyway i want a woman in me

    αmy

    oh sick

    youll always be my bbg

    or man

    Anonymous

    youll always be my bbg

    <3

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    "yeah, age is just a number"

    i was quoting a kid in my school. he is 16 and hangs out with 12yos

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i was quoting a kid in my school. he is 16 and hangs out with 12yos

    WOAH WHAT

    Cosmologistinterntobe

    i was quoting a kid in my school. he is 16 and hangs out with 12yos

    HANGS OUT OR

    we should talk about something

    actually no it’s okay bc I sat with my brother and his friends at lunch

    called

    HELP WAIT WHEN I WAS 12 THOUGH I HAD SO MANY OLDER FRIENDS IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY

    institutional isomorphism

    omg even typing it out makes me shiver in delight

    αmy

    institutional isomorphism

    huh

    Anonymous

    huh

    ISNT IT DELICIOUS

    SAY IT OUT LOUD

    GUYS IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

    ITS SO DELICIOUS

    isnt an isopod a bug

    Flappy.

    isnt an isopod a bug

    don’t be dumb

    mal♡

    GUYS IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

    YAY

    αmy

    don’t be dumb

    no bc isopods are bugs right

    Flappy.

    isnt an isopod a bug

    i think its a crustacean

    institutional isomorphism

    mal♡

    i think its a crustacean

    Sea bugs*

    has nothing to do with bugs

    it is a concept

    and it makes me shiver in delight

    i’m more of a broseph personally

    I DONT THNK ANYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOTU INSTITUTION ISOPODS

    guys do i sneak my chroembook into my room so I can have it after my dads home?

    broski, is also accepted

    Anonymous

    guys do i sneak my chroembook into my room so I can have it after my dads home?

    just eat

    Flappy.

    I DONT THNK ANYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOTU INSTITUTION ISOPODS

    HARK THY FOUL WORDS

    YOU WRETCH

    YOU SHALL BURN AT THE STAKE

    -me readingt hose very overdramticly nd yelling-

    that is how it is meant to be read

    AMY YOU MATCH

    close thy face opening and throw thyself off a high ledge

    OMG SOMEONE BE BANANA JOE

    Anonymous

    NOW FLAPPY BE THE BUNNY

    I WILL IN. A LITTLE

    mal♡

    OMG SOMEONE BE BANANA JOE

    OMG YSE

    hickey umpirr

    Flappy.

    i hate bananas.

    me too but banana joe is funny

    mal♡

    OMG SOMEONE BE BANANA JOE

    why his mouth a condom

    αmy

    why his mouth a condom

    💀

    Toast ツ

    are we doing awog?

    is that code for e sex

    you guys should virtually bang each other

    you should be the banana

    Toast ツ

    CAN I BE THE BOMB GUY

    are you arab

    AS LONG AS ITS FROM AWOG

    TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    mal♡

    AS LONG AS ITS FROM AWOG

    ANYTHING GOES

    mal♡

    AS LONG AS ITS FROM AWOG

    asshole wiping orgy guardians

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    αmy

    asshole wiping orgy guardians

    amazing white owner guys

    Anonymous

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    HIEY

    WHEREVE YA BEEN??????????????????

    THEN WADE NEEDS TO GET ON HERE ND BE AN AWOG CHARACTER

    WADE SHOULD BE BANANA JOE

    mal♡

    WADE SHOULD BE BANANA JOE

    wade is not deserving of banana jor

    ALL OF WJE SHOULD DO AN AWOG CHARECTER

    OR CARRIE KRUEGER

    WADE COULD BE

    I wanna be Julius Oppenheimer, Jr.

    mal♡

    WADE COULD BE

    a trash can

    SARAH G. LATO

    i’ll find a good picture of a trash can from the show

    I CALL LARRY

    I AM LARRY

    Anonymous

    Wade should be this guy

    ^^

    Anonymous

    Wade should be this guy

    yeah it suits him

    i messaged him on uwu

    trash can

    it’s perfect for wade

    nadie va a ser un basurero

    fuck you

    wade is a trash

    he is

    end of discussion

    No, no lo es y ya no me gusta cómo la gente siempre se odia. Te amo, pero odio los estúpidos rencores.

    why are you a spanish

    why are you speaking spanish

    my spanish is so bad

    mal♡

    unicorn

    *dismembered unicorn head

    that was ripped off violently and put on display

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf7j5UsJjso

    i display the unicorn head in my bio 😈

    mal♡

    my spanish is so bad

    Es una trampa como si me hubieran atrevido a no mentir durante los próximos tres días contando hoy

    im using google translate

    wait but why spanish?

    Wade merece ser odiado. él es la criatura más vil. y él nunca podrá cambiar. ¿Por qué debería gustarme su patético culo esquizofrénico?

    No sé, son solo 20 minutos.

    Anonymous

    No sé, son solo 20 minutos.

    que?

    αmy

    Wade merece ser odiado. él es la criatura más vil. y él nunca podrá cambiar. ¿Por qué debería gustarme su patético culo esquizofrénico?

    Tú y Wade sois amigos, pero odiar de nuevo es difícil de entender.

    OH THIS IS SPANISH

    alr guys well i gotta go for dinner so...adios haha

    Flappy.

    OH THIS IS SPANISH

    DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT??

    Flappy.

    OH THIS IS SPANISH

    are you thick in the head

    Anonymous

    adios mal te amo

    <3

    Flappy solo me queda hablar español un poquito más

    Anonymous

    Tú y Wade sois amigos, pero odiar de nuevo es difícil de entender.

    we are NOT friends

    and we never will be

    Anonymous

    Flappy solo me queda hablar español un poquito más

    SOMETHING ABOUT TALKING SPANISH

    αmy

    we are NOT friends

    Estoy diciendo que donde que no que donde que que que que que que que que que que que que no que que si

    i will never be friends with him or his multiple personalities

    Anonymous

    Estoy diciendo que donde que no que donde que que que que que que que que que que que que no que que si

    the fuck

    eh, es lo que sea, dejémoslo caer.

    αmy

    the fuck

    Lo siento, tuve un maldito derrame cerebral.

    where did everyone go??????

    amigo necesito hablar con alguien

    sorry school starts in 10 minutes, bye

    Soft Bittern