Spermatozoa

AMY

SIARRA

MY LOVE

HI

MY BBG

MY MOST BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

WOW DAMN I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

(in a not gay way)

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

I was just not expecting that much energy. I LOVE YOU TOO

HSISIISDDHHDS <333

<333

hii

hi

Hi

hi

okay

Dude are you here for a reason or?

hey gyys

guys

fuck

?

fuck yourself sideways with a lampost

the fuck u so aggressive for?

The fuck do you care?

okay guys

What’s wrong bbg?

i think

we should

chill

^^^

👍

please

I gotchu <3

thanks :)

Ofc

anyways flaps

check uwu

wanna see my text representation of a donkey

Always

HÆ HÆ

HI EMILY

HIHIHI

I love it it’s amazing it’s the best thing I’ve seen

ISNT IT

HÆ

hey bro

🍿

It’s dare I say better than an actual donkey

damn :(

it better have cinnamon sugar

Bro there ain’t drama you can put that away

dangi dangi

🍿

i don’t take my poppycorn with butter and salt

FR THOUGH

huh

nothing never mind

how’s it going?

*sad aubergine noises*

does anyone want popcorn?

good

wsg heatas

Is it spicey?

sorry i joined the movie late, i was just picking popcorn bc i heard thered be drama

okay that’s good

I HAVE ALL TYPES! I AM THE POPCORN DEALER

yeah

Addict should I put our gang name and branch in my bio?

YAY

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

yes

THANK YOU SHY

vertigos gonna really take off when i graduate highschool

are you like mad at me

no

So like: Vertigo- Nevada Branch

maybe i do want to join your autism orgy

shuree

Awesome

Hi

mk

Put it

hi

MALL

EMM

I love malls, they’re so cool

malls are fun

They are

there arent very many good ones anymore

at least not near me

So many stores, food courts, sometimes an escalator

i went to a really cool one in poland though

escalators are so scary

hi i am back

dang what’s going on? i can read the chat

hi leo

wanna join my gang

who is in it

but u guys comment so fats

fast

me aubergine chunke and maybe jake

hey leo

yw

hi

HI MAL

what are the other coans

clans

and wade

clans?

may i join a clan?

i meant gangs

HEY FLAPPY

what type of clan?

gang?

i can join

HIIIII

if you do

you live in tokyo right

no

oh

HRU

what state

u live in korea

?

yuh

bro shy wtf is ur pfp

a goddamn clandestine?

ok then youll be in charge of the korean branch

okay

IM GOOOOD 😋😋 HBUU

IM RLLY GOOD

ok so how does it work like

clandestine is an adjective and not a noun???

oh oops lol

sorry

we probably wont be doing serious stuff until we graduate

its a gem

so

yeah

holy shit they'res 15 peeps on

i forgot the mame

im gonna do homework now

ok but what will we be doing now

k

my bio was clandestine bc yk what it means?

not sure

wsg guy

got it

it’s a gem, i forgot the name. i’ll change it to a different one

huh

wherd emile go

idk

hippos are better

i image searched it nd a buncha pictures of different types of agate popped up

it doesnt seem right though

but thats what google said

hi mal

hey amy

i wanna join the autism orgy

maybe we should switch from dinos

why

i don’t really like my color 😭

no cause i went through like a whole beige phase

GUESS WHAT

and now everytime i see beige shit

i cringe inside so hard

damn

THERES NO MORNINF PRACTICE

chicken butt

LETS FUCKING GO

hello

i’m glad there’s no morninf practice

I KNOW

hey you thief

hippo

I HATE MORBING PRACTICE

MORNING

i’m not a thief i like the name amy

*MORNING

my favorite part was when morbin said “it’s morbin time” and morbed all over the place

HERE ARE THE NORMAL PPLE

OMG YAY

i hope you are excluding me from that category

i don’t

uh- idk

i like the name ayesha much better

if you say yes i’ll enslave you

yes

attagirl

i like that

os that ur real name?

EMILE

HIII

HI ANGEL TOOO

HIII

no my real name sucks even harder

NO AMY YOU CANT JOIN MY GANG

amidhaar

HII

oh-

Well Amy

HRU ANGEL

shit i really wanted to join the autistic orgy

yeah.

ima name my child if it sa girl amy after u

AMAZING HBU?

ALS EM WHT U WANTED ME ON UWU FOR

IM GOOOD :)

but we’re having children together so like that would be awkward

isnt angel in like 7th grade and arent you like a freshman?

Hi, I don't want to argue anymore. I hope it's a little more chill here

shit....................................................................................................

i like children

WELL

amys trying to breed with a 7th grader

hiiii

if we dont have children tg

she looks breedable enough

who????

Amy, when i actually have children its taking your user name

guys i think im in love 😍😍😍

angel are you a boy or girl

im not tellin u

WHERED EMIYL GO

OMG SMAE

there’s this guy

Szas gotta be one of the prettiest women I’ve ever seen in my life

and we’ve texted for a bit

she’s hot

OMG ITS EM

IDK😭

HEY SORRY MY MOM WAS HERE IM BACK THOUGH

milf

DADDY MALLLLLLLLLLL

erm

she’s so PRETTY

fr

and also hot

ITS MAL TOO

both

AND AND SHES ACTUALLY TALENTED

hey why don’t I get a hi

THATS CRAZY

U WERE ALREADY HERE SMH

she has the voice and stature of Venus

idk I feel like her beauty is like deeper than just physical appearance

i’m finally out of bed :D

Ill give you alot more than a hi ;)

she’s so frickin gorgeous

for real

fingering

is a lot more than hi

AMY NEW MATCHING PFPS LMFAO

BAHAHAHA

That and a lottt more

wowee

I wanna match )):

GUYS LOOK I FOUND EMO ONES

dfftrhyui,;po[

its so hot outsode

i will stick with my anime playboi carti pfp

oh that’s what it is

eddeeddededeededdedededededede

CAN I MATCH W/ U USYSY

GUSY*

hey guys

GUYS*

do you wanna know something

whlle lotta red but animed

I CALL BOTTOM RIGHT IF WE DO THOSE

guys im casey bennet

i learned about in ap world

?

www.tiktok.com/@imsmooth.cody/video/7273990405702569259?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7279174330767836703 this is the first song by her that I ever listened to

broken clocks on top

CAN I HAVE THE ONE W/ A HEART>

cause like it’s not basic but it’s also a bop

OMG WAIT I LOVE THESE-

Yes

YES

okay but wait

i learned about

SHIRT IS BETTER

What about me )):

institutional isomorphism

but garden is the best

and drew barrymore

^^^

isn’t that such a lovely phrase

it makes me want to squeal

she has such a pretty smile like I js wanna be her friend

and eat a book

nay, 5 books

i love books

Amy

heyllo

i dont undastand

I wanna match w/ u guys

i want food

I WANT A GRANOLA BAR BUT I DONT HAVE ANY

why are you being so MEAN?

your a mean mean man

i ate all my emergency granola bar stash ☹️

your just jealous of me cause you

you just cant do what i doi

so instead of justa

i ate all the preschooler

s

and now there’s no more 😔

AMY

amy youre a bit odd

yes

we will

im just now realizing that

okok imma leave fornow

yayy\

here you gonflappers

okay cumslut

go eat a jizzcuit

bitchtard

see this is whut im tlakin but

i need to get ready for school

bye

byeee

Amy we needa find pfpss

5 matching pfpfs

okok

that is going to be hard

like someone’s dick

im a duck

quack

hi guys

i cn only find 4's

we could all be like cartoon characters

yeahh from what show?

idk like adventure time or amazing world of gumball or spongebob or sum shit that everyone will know

Doja cat is so pretty bro

THATS WHAT IM SAYINY

uh. what did i miss

OK

THATS WHAT IM SYAING

she’s fine asf

I LOVE HER

I WANT HER

AMY EMILY WHAT CARTOON

MOMMY

?

sorry

MOMMY

i would love to have a darwin pfp ngl

)

idk bout her with no makeup but she has such a cute smile

amazing world of gumball bet

we should be Community characters

i love that show

so fucking much

Mal changed her pfp already-

GUYS WAIT

I FOUND A GRANOLA BAR

AMAZING

yeah cus either way i wanna have a darwin pfp

its fine if you guys dont match

wow. a granola bar. so wow

i j really like that picture lmao

NO I WNAANA MATCHHHHHHHHH

YOU CAN DO THIS ONE

OR THIS

BUT

YES

BUNNY

NO

ILL DO

THE

I KNOW

i would give up my life for it

I WAS CRAVING A GRANOLS BAR

ill do this

daaaaaaave

DAVE ME

why u wanna do dave

oki doki

BET BBG

he came from a jail

as in, he was an actual criminal

OMG MALL

WE'RE MATCHING

OMG YAYAYAYAYAYAY

ALR GUYS I GOTTA GO WERE MAKIN PIZZA

BYEE <33

cya

BYEEEEE <33

no match matchy for me

NO AMY JOIN US

lol

rip amy

BE THE BUNNY PLEASE

AMYYY

OKAY IM GOIN FR NOW

LMAO BYE GUYS

AMY

DO THAT

see this is why you’re a meanie bobeenie

have fun with pizza

YOURE LIKE MY FRIEND HELP

rip flappy

SHE KEEPS CALLING ME A "DUMMY DUM DUM"

AMYYY

MAKE THIS UR PFP

BBG

it means that she likes you

IT MEANS SHES MEAN

ND YESTERDAY

she likes u

SHE HAD TO ASK WHT 2 TMES THREE WAS

EXCEPT SHE HAD A REASON BUT

SHES KINDOF STUPID

BUT

flappy and amy sitting in a tree...

AHEM

SHES TECHNICALLY SMARTER BUT

K

X

I

no

I

unfortunately she’s not gay

rip

AmY?

amy couldn't get her e-kitten

i can’t find a woman bro

rip

why are woman so womany

yes my sweet girl

. . .

because woman are womany

Make the bunny ur pfp

but i want them to be in me

IM NOT AN E KITTEN BRO 😭

i thought you were joking

. . .

but u also want men to be in u

cause you never brought it up again

yeah

i just want someone in me period

ITs cause u never brough it up-

also weird age gap

so just try a polymorphous relationship

Truee

nd im kinda iin love w/ sum1 rn

oh sick

"yeah, age is just a number"