Reproduction jokes

Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?

A: A clothes hanger.

Uder the sheets.

Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.

Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.

SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"

A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.

Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.

The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.

My abortion.

What's better than throwing up a stillborn?

Making your wife eat it again.

Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?

It was homesick.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Eggs don’t cum.

How can a man make the world safer?

By having the chop.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.

Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...

Dear uncle, I want my condoms.

Why did the goat have an abortion?

Because she already had too many kids!

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

What camel has 3 humps?

...A pregnant one.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?