Reproduction jokes
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...