Reproduction jokes
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.