Reproduction jokes
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?