I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Reproduction Jokes
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
